Kids At School

من طرف روضة البدر الجمعة نوفمبر 22, 2013 9:52 pm

Kids At School
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kids_ in_ school_ think_ quick

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.I
MARIA : Here it is!I
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?I
CLASS : Maria!I

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?I
FRANK : Because of the sign.I
TEACHER : What sign?I
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."I

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?I
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!I

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" I
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"I
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!I

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?I
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!I
TEACHER : What are you talking about?I
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!I

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.I
WINNIE : Me!I

TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?I
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.I

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."I
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."I

TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?I
TINO: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."I

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"I
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.I

TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?I
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.I

Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?I
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?I
HAROLD : A teacher

HAVE A NICE DAY